Why is history the fruitiest subject at school?
It’s full of dates.
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Why did the history teacher not go to the party?
He couldn’t find a date.
Teacher: Why is your history homework in your father's writing?
Pupil: Because I used his pen.
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Pupil: Sir, sir, I haven't done my history homework.
Teacher: Don’t worry about it, it’s all in the past.
Why did the pupil miss his history exam?
He had the wrong date.
I wish I had been born 1000 years ago.
Just think of all the history I wouldn’t have had to learn!
Why didn't Napoleon like to go out if it was windy?
In case he was blown apart. (Bonaparte… geddit? No? Oh, never mind!)
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Why did the one-handed pirate cross the road?
He wanted to get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the pirate need some soap?
To wash himself ashore.
What do you call a pirate with four eyes?
A piiiirate.