How do you use an Ancient Egyptian doorbell?

Toot-and-come-in.

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Did you hear about the tense mummy?

He was all wound up.

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Why do mummies not tell secrets?

They keep everything under wraps.

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What did Tutankhamun become on his 10th birthday?

A year older.

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Did you hear about the angry mummy?

He flipped his lid.

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What do you get in a 5-star pyramid?

A tomb with a view.

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Did you hear about the crooked Egyptian judge who had his ears chopped off as a punishment?

He never heard another case again.

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Did you know most of the Egyptian King Piye's people kept sheep?

He was the original Shepherd’s Piye.

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What did the Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummy’s home.

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