How do you use an Ancient Egyptian doorbell?
Did you hear about the tense mummy?
He was all wound up.
Why do mummies not tell secrets?
They keep everything under wraps.
What did Tutankhamun become on his 10th birthday?
A year older.
Did you hear about the angry mummy?
He flipped his lid.
What do you get in a 5-star pyramid?
A tomb with a view.
Did you hear about the crooked Egyptian judge who had his ears chopped off as a punishment?
He never heard another case again.
Did you know most of the Egyptian King Piye's people kept sheep?
He was the original Shepherd’s Piye.
What did the Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?